August 2012
it is the year 2050. gender in terms of male/female has been replaced with human/dancer. a woman in the delivery room has just given birth and as the doctor pulls the child from her womb she gasps “is it human… or is it dancer?” the doctor cuts the cord and announces, “it’s human.” nobody notices the father’s face darken. he wanted a dancer
how do i buy an olympic athlete
wake me up when i become relevant
if you don’t think tom daley is hot you’re lying and you know it
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
Plot Twist: He was cheating on his wife with Jake from State Farm.
plot twist: gretchen weiners makes fetch happen
me: ugh why am i so lonely
friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
me: no
model: *breathes*
tyra banks: i remember once when i was 19, i had to breathe too, i understand your struggle
what do you mean i can’t find a boyfriend in the dark confines of my room while cradling my laptop
July 2012
tom daley needs to make his way to my bed
